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Yes, we use 128-bit SSL technology and a dedicated SSL certificate issued by GeoTrust. It would take a Cray super computer 3 millenia to break that encryotion, and by that time we won't be using credit cards anyway, just an chip implanted at birth that automtically distributes all of the worlds wealth automatically based on your inborn talents. By that time inborn talents can be puchased, and genetically implanted before birth thus perpetuating the distribution of wealth to the rich few, and widening the divide between the rich and the poor. In fact the divide will lead to a whole new sub-species, and world wide war as the "Normals" wage ware against the oppresive "Enhanced"....
- Just be glad you live today and not 3000 years in the future.
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We take all major credit cards: Discover, Mastercard, Visa and American express. If you must, you can also write your name and adress on the bottom of an Obsidian Black 2008 Aston Martin Vantage and send to the address below with the list of what shirts you want...yeah, we also accept that form of payment
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Duh! You can just make a new order! But seriously, until we make tons of money and can add a better account management system, just email us and we will accomodate. If your addition means you get a discount like free shipping, or a free shirt, make sure to mention that, and we will add it.
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When we ship your order (usually within 24 hours) you will be sent automagically a tracking number. What I like to do is get the tracking number up on UPS.com or USPS.com and hit refresh on the page every 5 minutes. That way I can realtime know EXACTLY where my shirt is, plus I end up wasting several days that I could have spent doing something useful like making more money to buy shirts.
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Yes, you can although we add a "wardrobe concierge" fee for selecting the items that best accentuate your specific needs, build, and excentricities. Please send pictures and pantones for your skin and hair.
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Don't know yet, we haven't been tricked by our customers enough to figure this out. Tell you what, if you feel it is fair to return the shirt and ask for a refund, go for it. Until we start getting creamed by all you selfish jerks, we will just be gentlemanly about it...
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Didn't you read what I wrote above? No, h- no! We're trying to run a business here. Please don't ruin a shirt and then try to hand it back with some lame excuse like it came with lipstick/raspberry jam/ nitroglycerin on it. Don't even wash a shirt or shrink it and then try to extort a refund or exchange. Its behavior like that that releases chupacabras into the world from the void zone, and that makes us come up with a real return policy in the first place. Do you want that on your conscience?
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We print on American Apparel brand shirts unless otherwise noted. American Apparel is a sweat-shop free all American super-patriot-missle-quality company. They produce some of the finest quality shirts around, super-soft, comfortable, and stylish cuts. You'll want to buy stock in the company after wearing these shirts. Our free/promo shirts are printed on Quail Hollow brand. Also a great brand, really soft, somewhat slim cut shirts. They are just cheaper to buy so we can afford to offer them as free/promo shirts. Don't think any lesser of them for it, shirts have feelings too.
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Well, you could buy one in every size and see which one works out best for you. Then use the extras as party gifts or quilt into a comforter. Otherwise, these measurements from American Apparel may help. As they advise, " Most of our garments fit a little snug to flatter almost any body type. If you're not sure what size to get or if you're in-between sizes, please order the next size larger."
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We use a variety, but mainly it is simple silk screening. Many of the shirts use custom techniques that lead to slight variations between the shirts. How slight? Pretty slight but sometimes noted- these are works of art, just like a series of limited prints. Embrace the variations! You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
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All of our shirts, unless otherwise noted, feature an interior print. Its like our signature, our calling card, our unique stamp. Really, it didn't cost any more to put an interior tag or interior tag and art so we figured- "Why not?" why not give the customer even more for their dollar and have fun while doing it.
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Sure! You can do whatever you want, you can even wear your left shoe as a glove or tie action figures around your neck to ward off girls. We didn't really intend for anyone to wear the shirts inside-out but some people do, like getting two shirts for the price of one. And- if you fall asleep in some random place wearing a Mythic shirt, you can just wake up, flip the shirt inside-out and appear to have gone home and changed, thus 'not looking' like you fell asleep in some strange place. The possibilities are endless.
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Most likely yes. Yes, that is our answer.
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Handle these tees like you would any other, at least any other tee that you love and cherish and want to stick around. The best method is to flip the tee inside-out to help preserve the print from the harsh battle of the washing machine hurricanes. Wash in cold water with a nice detergent and you'll be fine, plus c'mon, its a t-shirt not a Van Gogh.
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We have the art that we do, because our artists pour their heart and soul into the pieces. We print the type of stuff we love, if we wouldn't walk around in it, then we wouldn't print it. We are in the customer's place first and then the designers. We are also very much perfectionists in making sure the idea, the execution, and the final product are as great as possible.
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As the company gets rolling and picking up steam we would love to feature a variety of artists. However, currently we aren't looking for new designers. You'll have to sit by the phone, or computer and wait for the golden ticket to come your way. Once we get some money to pay artists a fair deal, we'll start sending out the invites.
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We would love to supply your demand. Please send us a note on what shirt and size you are looking for. We collect all these happy notes like lightning bugs in a jar and decide what is best to reprint and what designs are best to banish to the realm of Satoshi Eater of Souls.
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Hi, I'm Rocky, I do all the current art and design. I've worked as a freelancer for a couple years and then fell in love with t-shirt design. After working for some other companies, I decided to skip a couple middlemen and design and print myself. This way I can do exactly what I want and kind of mold a brand into my own strange image. Myths, science, illustration, history, pop-culture, with a slight touch of humor and nerdiness.
My name is Mike. I do all the business and website crap. I actually run a game company full-time doing Wii and iPhone games, but have worked with Rocky on a number of other businesses. There is no-one that I trust more with art design, and coming up with cool stuff. Other vital statistix: I wear XL shirt, am a hardcore and casual gamer, live in Seattle, have lived over 10 years outside the US in various countries, and among other previous projects have created a cartoon series (with Rocky and some other friends).
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For the time being, we create all our art in-house, which really means- that I do it all. This isn't purely megalomaniac behavior, its also that we don't have money yet to hire other artists and pay them a fair deal. As things change, we will branch out and hire other awesome artists from the t-shirt world to grace our product listings.
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Friends and family. That one guy is a friend of mine and that other girl is a family member. The one guy lives across the street, you know, the one with the lawn gnome and red mailbox? We will be featuring model profiles in a future iteration of this website.
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Most likely no. You can send Harry and David gift baskets though, that would be great. Email us for delivery options.
Men's Sizing Chart
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